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The Constitutional Monarchy of West Angola

“Strength through peace.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Africa

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

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The Constitutional Monarchy of West Angola is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Karol with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.827 billion West Angolans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namibe. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient West Angolan economy, worth a remarkable 3,686 trillion African Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,495 African Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to King Karol's wardrobe, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, where there's smoke there's the West Angolan Forestry Department, and editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Angola's national animal is the Redmond's Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

West Angola is ranked 291,587th in the world and 256th in Africa for Most Primitive, scoring -254.52 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,114thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,776thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,989thBest Weather: 1,994thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,089thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,128thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,155thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,107thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,607thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,665thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,886thMost Influential: 4,336thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,472ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,575thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,834thNicest Citizens: 5,168thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,435thMost Developed: 5,448thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,656thHighest Economic Output: 5,704thSafest: 6,014thSmartest Citizens: 6,357thLargest Populations: 6,471stHighest Food Quality: 6,740thLargest Governments: 7,054thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,056thMost Cultured: 7,921stMost Inclusive: 8,118thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,800thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,716thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,917thLowest Crime Rates: 13,925thHealthiest Citizens: 14,745thTop
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Nudest: 20,554thMost Efficient Economies: 23,591stMost Income Equality: 27,290th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionMost Devout: 25th in the regionMost Politically Free: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » Transvaall, Kingdom of Saint Paul, Borunsia, and Bro Kinaba.