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The Constitutional Monarchy of West Angola

“Strength through peace.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Africa

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Constitutional Monarchy of West Angola is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Karol with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.419 billion West Angolans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namibe. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient West Angolan economy, worth a remarkable 2,684 trillion African Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,461 African Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to King Karol's wardrobe, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, and where there's smoke there's the West Angolan Forestry Department. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Angola's national animal is the Redmond's Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

West Angola is ranked 5,956th in the world and 9th in Africa for Largest Governments, scoring 39.05 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,060thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,475thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,631stBest Weather: 1,675thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,802ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,957thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,120thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,535thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,586thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,205thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,212thMost Pacifist: 3,566thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,978thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,060thNicest Citizens: 4,544thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,783rdMost Developed: 4,889thMost Influential: 5,122ndSafest: 5,448thHighest Economic Output: 5,744thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,837thSmartest Citizens: 5,858thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,949thLargest Governments: 5,956thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,470thMost Inclusive: 7,047thMost Cultured: 7,124thLargest Populations: 7,335thLowest Crime Rates: 8,851stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,944thHealthiest Citizens: 10,651stNudest: 11,129thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,097thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,443rdMost Devout: 15,387thHighest Average Incomes: 19,331stMost Income Equality: 21,936th
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Mombombu and Free Republic of the Sahala.