Spotlight on:
The Constitutional Monarchy of West Angola |
“Strength through peace.”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Africa |
Regional Influence: Dealmaker |
The Constitutional Monarchy of West Angola is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Karol with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.827 billion West Angolans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namibe. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient West Angolan economy, worth a remarkable 3,686 trillion African Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,495 African Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to King Karol's wardrobe, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, where there's smoke there's the West Angolan Forestry Department, and editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Angola's national animal is the Redmond's Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
West Angola is ranked 291,587th in the world and 256th in Africa for Most Primitive, scoring -254.52 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : West Angola was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : West Angola was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Survivors, and Most Dead.
- : West Angola was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : West Angola's influence in Africa fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : West Angola was endorsed by The Democratic States of Bro Kinaba.
- : West Angola was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : West Angola was endorsed by The Realm of Borunsia.
- : West Angola's influence in Africa fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
- : West Angola's influence in Africa rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : West Angola's influence in Africa fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Transvaall, Kingdom of Saint Paul, Borunsia, and Bro Kinaba.