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The Democratic States of Wesolhalatopolia

“Strength Through Compliance”

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The Democratic States of Wesolhalatopolia is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The democratic, devout population of 497 million Wesolhalatopolians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volga City. The average income tax rate is 37.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Wesolhalatopolian economy, worth 23.0 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 46,194 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, Wesolhalatopolia has designated Volga City as its capital city, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wesolhalatopolia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Wesolhalatopolia is ranked 112,846^th in the world and 1^st in Volga River for Most Patriotic, with 15.07 flags saluted per person per day.

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