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The Autocratic Empire of Wesmorland

“Virtus Repulsae Nescia”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: The Land of Kings and Emperors

Regional Influence: Nipper

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The Autocratic Empire of Wesmorland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Vespasian Augustus III with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 17.943 billion Wesmorlanders are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wesmore City. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wesmorlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,207 trillion Imperial Guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 290,208 Imperial Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Wesmorland isn't what it used to be, pre-eclampsia in pregnancy is treated with encouragement to take "long soothing walks", there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wesmorland's national animal is the Great Wesmorlandian Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Wesmorland is ranked 266,358th in the world and 237th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Stationary, with 12.75782516832 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 599thMost Devout: 1,044thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,694thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,995thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,461stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,973rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,039thHighest Economic Output: 3,109thHighest Average Incomes: 3,204thMost Cultured: 3,257thSafest: 3,319thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,704thRudest Citizens: 4,060thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,071stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,135thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,208thLargest Governments: 4,319thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,043rdSmartest Citizens: 6,824thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,882ndMost Developed: 6,967thBest Weather: 7,379thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,571stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,522ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,674thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,159thHealthiest Citizens: 9,823rdLargest Retail Industry: 10,179thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,372ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,170thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,779thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,085thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,172ndMost Patriotic: 14,047thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,754thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 14,933rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,748thLargest Populations: 19,672ndMost Corrupt Governments: 21,709thLargest Gambling Industry: 23,787th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the region

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