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The Empire of Wese Zippopiteradgil

“A speech a day keeps those leeches away.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Empire of Wese Zippopiteradgil is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Overlord Apu Abuhabuhai with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.399 billion Wese Zippopiteradgilians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Silvern City. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wese Zippopiteradgilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,763 trillion shares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 275,534 shares, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wese Zippopiteradgil's national animal is the Megasloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternal Chess Club.

Wese Zippopiteradgil is ranked 8,988th in the world and 289th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,367.15 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Highest Poor Incomes: 939thMost Secular: 1,158thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,198thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,463rdMost Influential: 1,714thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,299thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,405thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,407thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,557thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,603rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,686thMost Developed: 4,331stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,496thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,952ndSmartest Citizens: 4,994thLowest Crime Rates: 6,210thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,659thLargest Retail Industry: 6,898thMost Efficient Economies: 7,285thLargest Governments: 7,834thMost Cultured: 8,734thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,988thHighest Economic Output: 9,568thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,037thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,209thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,022ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,838thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,986thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,215thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,898thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,593rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,066thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,116thMost Stationary: 17,948thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,464thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,486thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,302ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,435thMost Income Equality: 21,112thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,912th
Highest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 42nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 70th in the regionLargest Black Market: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 81st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Developed: 147th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 154th in the regionMost Influential: 169th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 173rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 173rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 185th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 186th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 194th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 198th in the regionLargest Governments: 212th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 234th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 248th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 259th in the regionMost Cultured: 263rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 289th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 324th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 325th in the regionMost Stationary: 338th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 373rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 408th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 423rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 426th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 462nd in the regionLargest Populations: 501st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 526th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 532nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 553rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 568th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 591st in the regionNudest: 648th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 674th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 705th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 814th in the region

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