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The Inactivity Central of Werfond

“You uhhh go blow up that nation. You go get more trees”

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The Inactivity Central of Werfond is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grantham Baskin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.543 billion Werfondians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redwood Nyre. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Werfondian economy, worth 259 trillion Leaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 168,048 Leaves, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 890,844 per year while the poor average 16,777, a ratio of 53.1 to 1.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and the nation is proudly the least fertile in The North Pacific. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Werfond's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dang I haven't thought about this.

Werfond is ranked 33,514^th in the world and 1,692^nd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,081.67 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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