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The Republic of Weepingnut

“Might Makes Right”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Basket Case
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Location: Malawia

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Republic of Weepingnut is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.955 billion Weepingnutians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Weepingnutian economy, worth 16.3 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,350 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, Leader has just been declared ruler of Weepingnut in an international press conference, and Weepingnut has designated Weepingnut City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weepingnut's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Weepingnut is ranked 177,105th in the world and 3rd in Malawia for Fattest Citizens, with 9.1 Obesity Rate.

Most Authoritarian: 2,842ndMost Income Equality: 2,981stTop
Most Conservative: 13,967thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,855thMost Extreme: 16,280th

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