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The Cog Nation of Week Nashun 5

“The Chairman won't be happy until you are.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Newcomer

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The Cog Nation of Week Nashun 5 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Chairman with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.097 billion Cogs are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bossbot Headquarters. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cogian economy, worth a remarkable 2,553 trillion Bullions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 418,795 Bullions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,999,723 per year while the poor average 19,029, a ratio of 157 to 1.

Air Week Nashun 5 is rumored to receive more government funding than the Cogian Air Force, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Cogian mussels the biggest in Europe, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Week Nashun 5's national animal is the Toon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cogism.

Week Nashun 5 is ranked 157,361st in the world and 1,003rd in Europe for Highest Poor Incomes, with 19,029.85 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Retail Industry: 50thRudest Citizens: 88thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 107thFattest Citizens: 125thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 168thMost Armed: 168thLargest Gambling Industry: 171stMost Efficient Economies: 179thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 195thHighest Disposable Incomes: 204thHighest Crime Rates: 214thMost Avoided: 241stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 311thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 465thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 615thHighest Average Incomes: 619thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 723rdMost Subsidized Industry: 988thMost Rebellious Youth: 992ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,213thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,237thLargest Mining Sector: 1,259thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,263rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,330thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,345thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,434thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,477thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,690thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,247thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,445thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,491stHighest Economic Output: 5,520thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,149thLargest Governments: 6,405thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,471stMost Cultured: 6,992ndMost Secular: 10,449thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,054thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,396thLargest Black Market: 16,308th
Highest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 38th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 90th in the regionLargest Governments: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 107th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 114th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 115th in the regionMost Cultured: 115th in the region

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