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The Kingdom of Webvania


Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Kingdom of Webvania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader Webb with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.56 billion Webvanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Webvania City. The average income tax rate is 44.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Webvanian economy, worth 829 trillion Gold Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,418 Gold Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Webvania's national animal is the Arachnid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Webvania is ranked 35,490th in the world and 1,300th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,811.33 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,142ndMost Influential: 2,047thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,555thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,004thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,610thMost Devout: 7,335thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,564thLargest Retail Industry: 9,516thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,656thMost Cultured: 11,756thLargest Mining Sector: 13,171stTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 16,142ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,032ndMost Developed: 19,029thMost Efficient Economies: 20,668thMost Patriotic: 21,670thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,995thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,057thHighest Average Incomes: 23,442ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,604thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,930thMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,681st
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 114th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 156th in the regionMost Devout: 206th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 228th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 289th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 345th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 351st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 431st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 574th in the regionMost Cultured: 588th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 639th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 688th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 696th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 738th in the regionMost Patriotic: 754th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 778th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 828th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 895th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 900th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 909th in the regionLargest Populations: 946th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 976th in the regionMost Developed: 980th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,129th in the region

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