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The Running Fugitive of Weary Ahsoka Tano

“The Jedi who knew too much.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: Ahsoka Tano

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Running Fugitive of Weary Ahsoka Tano is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ahsoka Tano with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.02 billion Weary Ahsoka Tanos hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bombed Jedi Temple. The average income tax rate is 13.3%.

The all-consuming Weary Ahsoka Tanoan economy, worth 306 trillion Traitorous Barriss Offees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 101,531 Traitorous Barriss Offees, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Weary Ahsoka Tano's national animal is the Unfortunate Framing, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Mental Confusion.

Weary Ahsoka Tano is ranked 80,877th in the world and 3rd in Ahsoka Tano for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,891.44 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,561stHighest Drug Use: 1,777thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,793rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,603rdFattest Citizens: 4,116thMost Avoided: 4,529thRudest Citizens: 4,810thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,210thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,300thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,064thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,990thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,590thLargest Retail Industry: 11,321stMost Armed: 12,035thMost Inclusive: 12,468thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 14,032ndNicest Citizens: 20,778thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,527thMost Politically Free: 24,061stMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,030thHighest Food Quality: 26,878thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27,378th

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