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The Theocracy of Weagaelaryl Spluladorthtan

“Justice, Piety, Loyalty, Divinity”

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The Theocracy of Weagaelaryl Spluladorthtan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Archbishop Kevin with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 3.878 billion Weagaelaryl Spluladorthtanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weagaelaryl City. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Weagaelaryl Spluladorthtanian economy, worth 189 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 48,793 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weagaelaryl Spluladorthtan's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kevolicism.

Weagaelaryl Spluladorthtan is ranked 126,785^th in the world and 7^th in Eladen for Most Conservative, scoring 63.83 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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