Spotlight on:
The Empire of Wazeww |
“We rule our self”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: 10000 Islands |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Empire of Wazeww is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Alpherano with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, remarkably easy parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.104 billion Wazewwians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swagzew. The average income tax rate is 40.5%.
The all-consuming Wazewwian economy, worth 342 trillion WAZEWS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 110,199 WAZEWS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Wazeww, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, migrating birds in the nation's airspace are considered a violation of national sovereignty, and citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wazeww's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Werzan.
Wazeww is ranked 193,189th in the world and 548th in 10000 Islands for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 41.67 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wazeww lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
- : Wazeww lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
- : Wazeww was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Wazeww was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion, killing 604 million zombies.
- : Wazeww was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Woot woot woot I feel free of Cerb, curing 31 million infected.
- : Wazeww was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Woot woot woot I feel free of Cerb, curing 26 million infected.
- : Wazeww was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Woot woot woot I feel free of Cerb, curing 54 million infected.
- : Wazeww was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Fresh Juicy Brains of The Soylent Green Party, curing 58 million infected.
- : Wazeww was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Fresh Juicy Brains of The Soylent Green Party, curing 110 million infected.
- : Wazeww lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.