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The Socialist Misfits of Waterana is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Tarise with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 42.567 billion Wateranians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkareth. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wateranan economy, worth a remarkable 7,852 trillion manas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 184,476 manas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gift baskets often contain working nukes, Premier Tarise's reputation is hard as nails, one of the most popular models in Waterana has a scarred face and one working eye, and there's a hole in the heart of every Wateranan city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waterana's national animal is the moon dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is reasonism.

Waterana is ranked 316,310^th in the world and 3,561^st in the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -30.72 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.