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The Democratic Republic of Washington River City

“The self-righteous take a short walk to destruction”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The Sea Of Love

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Democratic Republic of Washington River City is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Madam President with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.532 billion Washingtonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolitan Civic Center. The average income tax rate is 21.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Washingtonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,542 trillion United Queendom Blings a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,108 United Queendom Blings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out, there's no representation without taxation, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and Washington River City's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Washington River City's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Poison Mind.

Washington River City is ranked 245,830th in the world and 12th in The Sea Of Love for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -51.4 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Best Weather: 259thMost Stationary: 377thLargest Publishing Industry: 385thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 399thMost Beautiful Environments: 571stMost Rebellious Youth: 757thHealthiest Citizens: 800thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,168thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,242ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,672ndMost Cultured: 2,117thTop
Largest Populations: 2,907thMost Inclusive: 3,372ndSafest: 3,412thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,980thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,351stRudest Citizens: 4,405thNicest Citizens: 5,116thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,505thHighest Economic Output: 6,113thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,602ndMost Developed: 6,830thMost Influential: 7,487thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,160thSmartest Citizens: 8,463rdNudest: 10,721stMost Devout: 12,043rdTop
Most Income Equality: 12,955thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,218thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,212thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,642ndMost Pacifist: 17,299thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,868thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,045thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,500thMost Efficient Economies: 23,554th
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the region

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