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The United Socialist States of Wascoitan 071

“The will of the workers is the will of the nation”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Suspicious

Regional Influence: Nipper


The United Socialist States of Wascoitan 071 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-working population of 3.09 billion Wascoitan 071ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The Wascoitan 071ian economy, worth 153 trillion Assembly notes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 49,621 Assembly notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and dentists routinely perform open heart surgery. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wascoitan 071's national animal is the Hydra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Wascoitan 071 is ranked 192,815th in the world and 7,124th in Suspicious for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -4 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Largest Manufacturing Sector: 384th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 651st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 762nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 783rd in the region

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