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The United Socialist States of Wascoitan 012

“The will of the workers is the will of the nation”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: The Reformed New World of Funiverse

Regional Influence: Contender


The United Socialist States of Wascoitan 012 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 3.337 billion Wascoitan 012ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Wascoitan 012ian economy, worth 109 trillion Assembly notes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,797 Assembly notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", air purifiers fight smoke machines on Wascoitan 012ian stage setups, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Wascoitan 012, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wascoitan 012's national animal is the Hydra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Wascoitan 012 is ranked 78,645th in the world and 5th in The Reformed New World of Funiverse for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,349.2 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,788th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the region

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