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The Commie Raider Lesbians of Wascoitan

“the will of the workers is the will of the nation”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Commie Raider Lesbians of Wascoitan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aleena Connolly with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.754 billion Wascoitians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yexver. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wascoitian economy, worth 827 trillion Wascoitian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,546 Wascoitian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The world still seems flat to some people in space, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and the Arctic Fox has a hungry look. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wascoitan's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism-Lesbianism.

Wascoitan is ranked 8,596th in the world and 415th in Osiris for Smartest Citizens, with 100.32 quips per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 620thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,624thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,930thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,422ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,481stTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,819thNicest Citizens: 3,017thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,434thMost Inclusive: 3,445thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,912thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,696thBest Weather: 4,711thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,794thMost Developed: 4,998thHealthiest Citizens: 5,187thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,546thLargest Governments: 7,137thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,531stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,642ndHighest Food Quality: 7,676thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,816thSmartest Citizens: 8,596thMost Secular: 9,317thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,606thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,559thMost Armed: 11,408thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,925thLowest Crime Rates: 12,771stTop
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Most Income Equality: 13,555thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,100thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,291stMost Efficient Economies: 18,395thMost Pacifist: 20,114thHighest Average Incomes: 25,097th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 47th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 83rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 90th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 99th in the regionNicest Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Inclusive: 139th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 183rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 195th in the regionBest Weather: 204th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 218th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 218th in the regionMost Developed: 241st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 248th in the regionMost Income Equality: 253rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 310th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 315th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 339th in the regionLargest Governments: 363rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 369th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 375th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 415th in the regionMost Secular: 442nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 484th in the regionMost Armed: 499th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 544th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 573rd in the region

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