Spotlight on:
The Commie Raider Lesbians of Wascoitan |
“the will of the workers is the will of the nation”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Commie Raider Lesbians of Wascoitan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Addison Eberhardt with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.257 billion Wascoitians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yexver. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Wascoitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,275 trillion Scarabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,339 Scarabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable, trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled', most pop videos prominently feature the Wascoitian flag, and it's all quiet on the western front. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wascoitan's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism-Lesbianism.
Wascoitan is ranked 167,206th in the world and 3,273rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 109.7847214044 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wascoitan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Wascoitan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Wascoitan altered its national flag.
- : Wascoitan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Largest Welfare Programs and the Top 5% for Most Cheerful Citizens, Highest Average Tax Rates, and Healthiest Citizens.
- : Wascoitan's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Wascoitan altered its national flag.
- : Wascoitan relocated from Balder to Osiris.
- : Wascoitan was refounded in Balder.
- : Wascoitan ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : Wascoitan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Zombies.