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The Franco Revolutionary Nation of Warrior Thorin is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vladimir Tito with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.819 billion Warrior Thorinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warrior Thorin City. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warrior Thorinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,952 trillion Francoes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,342 Francoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warrior Thorin's national animal is the Chromatic Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Francoism.

Warrior Thorin is ranked 263,497^th in the world and 2,760^th in the Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 19,095.25 Standard Monetary Units.