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The Its All Ohio of Warlord Mike DeWine

“It's all Ohio? Always has been.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: The Reformed New World of Funiverse

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The Its All Ohio of Warlord Mike DeWine is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.34 billion Warlord Mike DeWineans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 24.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Warlord Mike DeWinean economy, worth 98.1 trillion Buckeyes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 41,927 Buckeyes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and the entire entry for Warlord Mike DeWine in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. Crime is a problem. Warlord Mike DeWine's national animal is the White-Tailed Deer.

Warlord Mike DeWine is ranked 182,984th in the world and 7th in The Reformed New World of Funiverse for Smartest Citizens, with 23.47 quips per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the region

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