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The Karting Kraziness of Wario in an Offroader

“Those spiky wheels will knock you right off the tracks”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: Nintendo

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Karting Kraziness of Wario in an Offroader is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 8.489 billion Wario in an Offroaderians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Wario in an Offroaderian economy, worth 392 trillion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,259 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, group hugs break out during floor votes, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wario in an Offroader's national animal is the bowwow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wario in an Offroader is ranked 150,518th in the world and 6th in Nintendo for Nudest, with 99.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Black Market: 15,335thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,921stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,408thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,938th

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