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The Karting Kraziness of Wario in an Offroader

“Those spiky wheels will knock you right off the tracks”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Nintendo

Regional Influence: Handshaker

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The Karting Kraziness of Wario in an Offroader is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 9.748 billion Wario in an Offroaderians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 53.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Wario in an Offroaderian economy, worth 445 trillion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,669 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wario in an Offroader's national animal is the bowwow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wario in an Offroader is ranked 172,086th in the world and 6th in Nintendo for Most Secular, with 15.87 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Black Market: 17,945thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,888thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,304thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23,805th

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