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The Federation of Waren is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 592 million Wareners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grlen. The average income tax rate is 26.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Warenian economy, worth 39.3 trillion wilarens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 66,402 wilarens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Waren's national animal is the waldo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Waren is ranked 29,754^th in the world and 575^th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 35.64 Atheism Rate.