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The Federacy Union's Kingdom of Wardency

“Weapon breaks your bones, but Wards can break your soul”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Unheard Of
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Hatchling


The Federacy Union's Kingdom of Wardency is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Eorcenberg von Finmarck with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 823 million Wardens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Priastand. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Warden economy, worth 98.9 trillion pans a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 120,122 pans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 440,740 per year while the poor average 23,174, a ratio of 19.0 to 1.

Hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, card collectors duel to the death, and stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wardency's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Wardency is ranked 40,487th in the world and 1,738th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 67.94 Insults Per Minute.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 387thMost Primitive: 584thMost Ignorant Citizens: 819thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,954thNudest: 2,773rdMost Avoided: 2,776thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,183rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,224thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,266thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,187thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,739thLargest Black Market: 6,916thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,377thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,742ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,146thTop
Most Conservative: 11,651stMost Efficient Economies: 12,008thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,457thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,032ndHighest Crime Rates: 16,036th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionMost Primitive: 21st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 83rd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 87th in the regionMost Avoided: 88th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 96th in the regionNudest: 96th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 162nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 186th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 188th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 272nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 290th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 336th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 475th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 557th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 588th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 610th in the regionMost Conservative: 632nd in the region

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