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The United Kingdoms of Wardency

“May the Northern Lights guide us to victory.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Nipper


The United Kingdoms of Wardency is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Gustaf V with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.436 billion Wardish are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Education and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Priastand. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wardish economy, worth 857 trillion Okronuas a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 249,680 Okronuas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,603,033 per year while the poor average 15,817, a ratio of 101 to 1.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Wardency's national animal is the Peregrine falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Wardish Elisimism.

Wardency is ranked 230,433rd in the world and 9,554th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -17.03 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 101stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 249thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 341stMost Ignorant Citizens: 736thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 834thMost Avoided: 1,401stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,840thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,051stLargest Black Market: 2,273rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,301stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,439thLargest Mining Sector: 3,729thFattest Citizens: 4,458thMost Efficient Economies: 4,941stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,462ndLargest Governments: 7,086thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,151stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,134thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,692ndMost Primitive: 10,244thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,587thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,205thMost Conservative: 19,299thHighest Economic Output: 20,808th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Avoided: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 82nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 85th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 132nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 136th in the regionFattest Citizens: 153rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 155th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 195th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 228th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 315th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 362nd in the regionLargest Governments: 373rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 437th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 481st in the regionMost Primitive: 524th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 658th in the regionRudest Citizens: 840th in the regionMost Extreme: 878th in the regionMost Stationary: 905th in the regionMost Conservative: 956th in the region

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