Spotlight on:

National Flag

The ꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮ of Wardency

“May the Northern Lights guide us to victory.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Nipper


The ꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮꙮ of Wardency is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Gustaf V with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, lack of airports, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.821 billion Wardish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Priastand. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Wardish economy, worth a remarkable 2,323 trillion Okronuas a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 340,631 Okronuas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,651,320 per year while the poor average 40,672, a ratio of 40.6 to 1.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Wardency, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, and new urban roads are threatening city parks. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wardency's national animal is the Wardish cod, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Wardish Elisimism.

Wardency is ranked 2,793rd in the world and 91st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 34.83 Obesity Rate.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 26thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 56thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 109thMost Patriotic: 166thMost Ignorant Citizens: 170thMost Subsidized Industry: 198thMost Primitive: 327thMost Corrupt Governments: 348thMost Avoided: 403rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 878thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 953rdLargest Black Market: 1,243rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,271stHighest Average Incomes: 1,618thMost Armed: 2,166thLargest Governments: 2,352ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,574thHighest Crime Rates: 2,677thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,793rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,345thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,474thNudest: 3,649thRudest Citizens: 4,973rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,323rdHighest Economic Output: 8,125thMost Secular: 10,831stMost Conservative: 12,685thTop
Most Influential: 18,348thMost Stationary: 21,147thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,627thMost Authoritarian: 26,337th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionMost Armed: 66th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 73rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 85th in the regionFattest Citizens: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 110th in the regionNudest: 113th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 113th in the regionLargest Governments: 115th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 122nd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 151st in the regionRudest Citizens: 262nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 264th in the regionMost Secular: 510th in the regionMost Stationary: 545th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 547th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 723rd in the regionLargest Populations: 924th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,033rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,318th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: