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The Republic of War Dogs LXII |
“To the front you scurvy dogs!”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Republic of War Dogs LXII is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and astonishingly minimal parenting. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.422 billion War Dogs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Industry, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth a remarkable 2,384 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 228,830 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors, former slaves are free to be oppressed, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, and perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. War Dogs LXII's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs LXII is ranked 21,477th in the world and 621st in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 29.9 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXII, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'.
- : War Dogs LXII was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXII, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXII, former slaves are free to be oppressed.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXII, tribal villagers hide behind the sofa when missionaries knock at their doors.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXII, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers.
- : War Dogs LXII was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXII, they say that War Dogs made a dessert and called it peace.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs LXII, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens.
- : War Dogs LXII was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 5% for Most Patriotic.