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The Republic of War Dogs II

“To the front you scurvy dogs!”

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The Republic of War Dogs II is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dog o'War with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.688 billion War Dogs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth a remarkable 5,399 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 425,552 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, Dog o'War's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves, and daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs II's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs II is ranked 144,033^rd in the world and 1,860^th in The East Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 60.25 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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