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The ULTIMATE WALUIGI REGIME of WALUIGI ROCKS

“IT'S WALUIGI TIME”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The ULTIMATE WALUIGI REGIME of WALUIGI ROCKS is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by THE ALL CONSUMING ALL POWERFUL WALUIGI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.12 billion SLAVES are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WALUIGI TIME. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient WALUIGI ROCKS economy, worth a remarkable 5,483 trillion WALUIGI COINS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 362,688 WALUIGI COINS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WALUIGI ROCKS's national animal is the PIRANHA PLANT, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is THE CULT OF WALUIGI.

WALUIGI ROCKS is ranked 24,924th in the world and 14th in Europeia for Most Extreme, scoring 44.95 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 22ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 120thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 149thLowest Crime Rates: 389thMost Advanced Public Transport: 408thMost Devout: 619thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 681stMost Corrupt Governments: 685thHighest Average Tax Rates: 737thMost Ignorant Citizens: 785thLargest Black Market: 828thLargest Governments: 871stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,122ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,255thHighest Average Incomes: 1,663rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,089thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,295thMost Authoritarian: 2,929thHighest Economic Output: 3,009thTop
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Most Conservative: 3,227thMost Patriotic: 3,443rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,659thLargest Mining Sector: 4,841stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,047thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,619thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,256thHealthiest Citizens: 12,276thMost Efficient Economies: 15,209thTop
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Most Extreme: 24,924thLargest Welfare Programs: 27,492ndLargest Populations: 29,206th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 88th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Stationary: 95th in the regionLargest Populations: 97th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 120th in the region

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