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The Protectorate of Waloc Dia

“Follow your wants like your needs”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The Shiny Place

Regional Influence: Hegemony


The Protectorate of Waloc Dia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.647 billion confused Walocodians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Special Waloc Dia. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming though impractical Walocodian economy, worth 294 trillion Waloc Dian gems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,430 Waloc Dian gems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waloc Dia's national animal is the bewildered swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Waloc Dia is ranked 23,994th in the world and 1st in The Shiny Place for Highest Poor Incomes, with 70,714.29 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Primitive: 1,290thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,480thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,684thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,752ndMost Devout: 6,573rdLargest Mining Sector: 7,798thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,869thLargest Retail Industry: 10,151stLargest Black Market: 11,611thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,483rdMost Corrupt Governments: 16,282ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,398thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,790thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,801stMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,223rdHighest Poor Incomes: 23,994thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,362ndMost Authoritarian: 25,927th

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