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The Stock Exchange of Wall Street District

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The Stock Exchange of Wall Street District is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Jeanine Matthews with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 5.77 billion Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Wall Street Districtian economy, worth a remarkable 2,919 trillion Gold Bars and USDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 505,898 Gold Bars and USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, the Wall Street District Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and the nation excels at displacement. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wall Street District's national animal is the Vampire Bull Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Belial - Lord of Lies.

Wall Street District is ranked 4,250^th in the world and 8^th in The Financial District of New York for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,421.56 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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