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The Republic of Wall Street betts

“We’re going to the damn moon”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Unproven


The Republic of Wall Street betts is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 373 million Wall Street bettsians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The thriving Wall Street bettsian economy, worth 26.7 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 71,665 Bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 253,674 per year while the poor average 14,618, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wall Street betts's national animal is the The market, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wall Street betts is ranked 18,057th in the world and 674th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 7,275.5 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,686thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,928thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,963rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,823rdLargest Mining Sector: 18,057thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,179thMost Avoided: 21,478thMost Pro-Market: 24,316th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 386th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 413th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 429th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 638th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 674th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 712th in the regionFattest Citizens: 714th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 742nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 754th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 767th in the regionMost Avoided: 783rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 845th in the region

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