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The Shadowslands of the of Walhalla Temple

“Dem Wahren und Gerechten”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Location: United Earth Government

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

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The Shadowslands of the of Walhalla Temple is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Warlock de Vries with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.456 billion Deamonwalkers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asshai. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Walhalla Templean economy, worth a remarkable 3,407 trillion The Gold Spiders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 527,771 The Gold Spiders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, the nation is United Earth Government's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, and the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Walhalla Temple's national animal is the The Black Basilisk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Call of Cthulhu.

Walhalla Temple is ranked 1,206th in the world and 9th in United Earth Government for Largest Black Market, with 5,428 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 230thLargest Publishing Industry: 276thHighest Poor Incomes: 297thRudest Citizens: 353rdHighest Average Incomes: 406thNudest: 500thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 591stMost Advanced Public Education: 609thMost Scientifically Advanced: 637thSmartest Citizens: 641stMost Armed: 1,013thMost Cultured: 1,022ndLargest Black Market: 1,206thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,327thMost Efficient Economies: 1,386thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,492ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,530thMost Inclusive: 1,715thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,764thLargest Governments: 2,036thHighest Food Quality: 2,140thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,183rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,370thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,419thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,747thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,880thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,055thFattest Citizens: 3,349thTop
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Most Developed: 3,589thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,618thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,833rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,358thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,377thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,663rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,692ndLargest Insurance Industry: 4,968thMost Avoided: 6,223rdHighest Economic Output: 6,636thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,890thMost Patriotic: 6,931stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,062ndLargest Mining Sector: 7,774thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,162ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,809thTop
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Most Secular: 17,951stMost Politically Free: 24,768thLongest Average Lifespans: 31,659th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the region

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