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The Dictatorship of Wahabism


Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Vistulia

Regional Influence: Contender


The Dictatorship of Wahabism is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Guy on a Horse with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.055 billion Wahabists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krimslandia. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wahabist economy, worth 178 trillion north african shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,876 north african shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and the leaders of Wahabism are given the nod by their predecessors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wahabism's national animal is the wahabist horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Guy on a Horse.

Wahabism is ranked 189,275th in the world and 47th in Vistulia for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.

Most Patriotic: 1,095thTop
Most Armed: 2,600thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,456thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,849thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,610thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,639thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,254thMost Authoritarian: 8,310thLowest Crime Rates: 8,782ndLargest Governments: 8,916thMost Developed: 9,200thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,594thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,600thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,146thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,327thHealthiest Citizens: 10,400thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,460thHighest Average Incomes: 10,839thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,377thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,715thTop
Most Conservative: 13,939thSmartest Citizens: 14,018thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,989thMost Efficient Economies: 17,245thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,594thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,331stMost Subsidized Industry: 18,677thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,004thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,417thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,536thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,346thMost Income Equality: 25,543rd
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Somoranya, Tahmapsian Iran, Soviet Union CCCP, The Shadow of The Netherlands, and New Wellesley.