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The Holy Empire of Wabi-Sabi

“Imperfection is Beauty.”

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The Holy Empire of Wabi-Sabi is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ninja Master with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 3.556 billion Wabi-Sabians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyoto. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Wabi-Sabian economy, worth 183 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,547 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, and wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wabi-Sabi's national animal is the Snow Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shinto.

Wabi-Sabi is ranked 118,301^st in the world and 1^st in Ninja for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.89 law-abiding acts per hour.

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