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The Mimsy Borogoves of Wabberjocky

“People say the world is made for fun and laughter...”

Category: Libertarian Police State
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Location: Shinka

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Mimsy Borogoves of Wabberjocky is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.34 billion Wabberjockyians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carrollia. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Wabberjockyian economy, worth 505 trillion Pebbles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 60,651 Pebbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tobacco industry has burnt out, believers who wear their faith on their sleeves make easy targets in hostile areas, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wabberjocky's national animal is the Gryphon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Solipsism.

Wabberjocky is ranked 256,064th in the world and 208th in Shinka for Most Avoided, scoring 0.87 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,629thTop
Most Primitive: 3,417thMost Devout: 3,985thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,828thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,315thBest Weather: 6,651stMost Pacifist: 7,755thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,435thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,129thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,763rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,382ndNicest Citizens: 13,237thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,801stMost Rebellious Youth: 14,990thHighest Food Quality: 15,873rdMost Cultured: 18,326thHealthiest Citizens: 18,388thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,663rdMost Inclusive: 19,284thSafest: 19,886thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,931stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,194th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
Nudest: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Patriotic: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the region

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