Spotlight on:
The Mimsy Borogoves of Wabberjocky |
“People say the world is made for fun and laughter...”
Category: Libertarian Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Shinka |
Regional Influence: Truckler |
The Mimsy Borogoves of Wabberjocky is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.34 billion Wabberjockyians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carrollia. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Wabberjockyian economy, worth 505 trillion Pebbles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 60,651 Pebbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The tobacco industry has burnt out, believers who wear their faith on their sleeves make easy targets in hostile areas, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wabberjocky's national animal is the Gryphon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Solipsism.
Wabberjocky is ranked 256,064th in the world and 208th in Shinka for Most Avoided, scoring 0.87 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Wabberjocky, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
- : Following new legislation in
Wabberjocky, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
- : Following new legislation in
Wabberjocky, believers who wear their faith on their sleeves make easy targets in hostile areas.
- : Following new legislation in
Wabberjocky, the tobacco industry has burnt out.
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Wabberjocky was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and Most Cheerful Citizens.
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Wabberjocky, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
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Wabberjocky, the nation leads Shinka for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption.
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Wabberjocky, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills.
- : Following new legislation in
Wabberjocky, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
- : Following new legislation in
Wabberjocky, most Wabberjockyians would sell their own grandmother.