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The Mimsy Borogoves of Wabberjocky

“People say the world is made for fun and laughter...”

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The Mimsy Borogoves of Wabberjocky is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.34 billion Wabberjockyians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carrollia. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Wabberjockyian economy, worth 505 trillion Pebbles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 60,651 Pebbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tobacco industry has burnt out, believers who wear their faith on their sleeves make easy targets in hostile areas, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wabberjocky's national animal is the Gryphon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Solipsism.

Wabberjocky is ranked 256,064^th in the world and 208^th in Shinka for Most Avoided, scoring 0.87 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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