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The Traveling Adventures of WA Klopstock

“Arma virumque cano”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Location: The Global Union Consortium

Regional Influence: Squire


The Traveling Adventures of WA Klopstock is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.119 billion WA Klopstockians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WA Klopstock City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient WA Klopstockian economy, worth a remarkable 1,865 trillion Romanticist Novels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 132,143 Romanticist Novels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WA Klopstock's national animal is the Lemming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

WA Klopstock is ranked 240,225th in the world and 75th in The Global Union Consortium for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -22.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 258thNudest: 423rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 494thLargest Welfare Programs: 686thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 713thMost Advanced Public Transport: 912thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,494thMost Pacifist: 1,601stSafest: 1,686thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,792ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,097thBest Weather: 2,165thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,338thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,469thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,490thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,838thHealthiest Citizens: 3,119thLargest Governments: 3,208thNicest Citizens: 3,242ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,393rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,435thMost Developed: 3,461stMost Inclusive: 4,018thMost Cultured: 4,035thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,805thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,048thSmartest Citizens: 5,936thLowest Crime Rates: 7,212thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,469thMost Secular: 8,513thHighest Economic Output: 9,109thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,987thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,488thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,101stLargest Populations: 18,897thHighest Average Incomes: 19,027thMost Income Equality: 19,088thMost Politically Free: 19,272nd
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: None.