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The Perfect Harmony of Vylixan Apollo |
“Ο Απόλλωνας είναι θεϊκά όμορφος”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Perfect Harmony of Vylixan Apollo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Apollo with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, disturbing lack of elderly people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.126 billion Vylixan Apolloans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Defense, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delphi. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Vylixan Apolloan economy, worth a remarkable 2,468 trillion Kitharas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 243,755 Kitharas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens all over Vylixan Apollo squeal in delight at the return of pockets, citizens are grown in vats, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vylixan Apollo's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Perfection.
Vylixan Apollo is ranked 343,915th in the world and 5,968th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.14 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Vylixan Apollo, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
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Vylixan Apollo, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
- : Following new legislation in
Vylixan Apollo, citizens are grown in vats.
- : Following new legislation in
Vylixan Apollo, citizens all over Vylixan Apollo squeal in delight at the return of pockets.
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Vylixan Apollo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and Most Armed.
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Vylixan Apollo, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Vylixan Apollo but at least the trains run on time.
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Vylixan Apollo, scholars are leaving the country at an alarming rate.
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Vylixan Apollo, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work.
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Vylixan Apollo, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'.
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Vylixan Apollo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.