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The The Crazy Pigeon Lady of of Vylixan

“To go forwards, one sometimes has to go sidewards”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: the Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The The Crazy Pigeon Lady of of Vylixan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sitethief with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.468 billion Vylixanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lynxa City. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vylixanian economy, worth 321 trillion Xanvylis a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,569 Xanvylis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, and oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vylixan's national animal is the Naxilyv monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Vylixan is ranked 238,570th in the world and 5,908th in the Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -15.87 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 68thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,588thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,189thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,495thNicest Citizens: 5,149thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,225thMost Pacifist: 5,303rdBest Weather: 5,536thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,708thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,866thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,369thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,797thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,137thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,225thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,187thMost Inclusive: 10,200thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,276thHealthiest Citizens: 10,659thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,688thTop
Most Developed: 13,387thLargest Governments: 14,078thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,293rdLowest Crime Rates: 17,494thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,703rdMost Secular: 18,754thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,829thSmartest Citizens: 19,963rdMost Income Equality: 22,129thMost Influential: 24,002nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 100th in the regionNicest Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 121st in the regionBest Weather: 131st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 133rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 163rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 166th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 170th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 218th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 219th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 255th in the regionNudest: 266th in the regionMost Inclusive: 277th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 284th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 286th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 294th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 356th in the regionLargest Governments: 363rd in the regionMost Influential: 422nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 429th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 461st in the regionMost Secular: 471st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 472nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 476th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 489th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 496th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 509th in the region

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