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The Loser Lemur of Vyata Temor

“Trapped in Tanzania”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Saint Helene

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

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The Loser Lemur of Vyata Temor is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Marty XXVI with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 7.93 billion Temorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antananananarivo. The average income tax rate is 85.0%.

The all-consuming Temorian economy, worth 704 trillion Macadamia Nuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,866 Macadamia Nuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, no-one bats an eye when 'really good platonic friends' of the same sex hold hands in Vyata Temor, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, and legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vyata Temor's national animal is the Aye-Aye, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marsupialism.

Vyata Temor is ranked 158,678th in the world and 55th in Saint Helene for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Nudest: 3,018thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,156thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,502ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,148thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,734thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,325thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,627thBest Weather: 13,767thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,117thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,739thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,558thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,482ndLowest Crime Rates: 17,501stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,043rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,676thHealthiest Citizens: 20,747thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,000thMost Influential: 25,019thMost Patriotic: 25,080thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,804thLargest Governments: 27,094thHighest Food Quality: 27,983rdMost Advanced Public Education: 28,515thMost Inclusive: 30,537thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30,673rd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 12 » Yemet, Flandonips, Solaria Alliance, The Islands of Tonga, Brsil, Emnaria, Great Jenovah, Lungha, New Narag Empire, Canineia, The Ostartic Federation, and Czechmate.