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The Non Satanic Church of Vustana

“Minions arn't funny.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Non Satanic Church of Vustana is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Stalin with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.142 billion Vustanans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Space. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Vustanan economy, worth 114 trillion Golds a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,291 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only place where one can see the Vustanan cherry tree is in a museum, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Stalin on Vustana's coulrophobia epidemic, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, and adulthood begins with the creation of an email account. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vustana's national animal is the Corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Vustana is ranked 7,773rd in the world and 205th in the Rejected Realms for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 60.4 Bank.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,773rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,802ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,460thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,201stHealthiest Citizens: 15,080thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,008thMost Authoritarian: 16,721stLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,497thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,455thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,472ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,698thBest Weather: 20,303rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,930thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,397thMost Secular: 23,398th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 205th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 311th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 385th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 386th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 418th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 434th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 438th in the regionBest Weather: 454th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 524th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 525th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 540th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 554th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 585th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 612th in the regionNicest Citizens: 641st in the regionMost Developed: 676th in the regionMost Inclusive: 677th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 686th in the regionMost Secular: 689th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 708th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 752nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Farrakhan, Chimes, and Visionary Union.