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The Bordertown of Vroenhoven

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Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Vlaanderen

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The Bordertown of Vroenhoven is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by some pharao with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 25.971 billion Vroenhovenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of maastricht. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vroenhovenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,592 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,311 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Contestants on Vroenhoven's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, and patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water. Crime is well under control. Vroenhoven's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vroenhoven is ranked 54,324th in the world and 13th in Vlaanderen for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,773.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 2,756thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,869thHighest Economic Output: 4,514thLargest Populations: 4,965thLargest Black Market: 6,318thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,878thLargest Retail Industry: 9,010thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,130thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,037thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,340thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,410thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,550thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,384thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,304thLargest Mining Sector: 18,312thHighest Average Incomes: 19,062ndMost Corrupt Governments: 19,096thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,683rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,067thMost Efficient Economies: 22,840thMost Avoided: 23,110thMost Ignorant Citizens: 24,736thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,783rd
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the region

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