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The Kingdom of VonJake

“But first, brunch.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Kingdom of VonJake is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Her Holiness VonRachael with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working population of 6.569 billion VonJakeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming VonJakean economy, worth 615 trillion Deutsche Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 93,708 Deutsche Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear, and there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VonJake's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

VonJake is ranked 155,462nd in the world and 5,062nd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 49 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,527thMost Influential: 2,929thBest Weather: 6,473rdMost Armed: 7,508thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,223rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,432ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,180thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,485thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,761stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 13,091stHealthiest Citizens: 13,705thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,963rdSmartest Citizens: 15,294thMost Stationary: 17,232ndMost Developed: 18,991stLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,994thMost Average: 21,679thLowest Crime Rates: 21,703rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,414thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,510thMost Cultured: 23,948th
Most Armed: 179th in the regionMost Average: 201st in the regionBest Weather: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 263rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 271st in the regionMost Stationary: 320th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 349th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 360th in the regionMost Influential: 368th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 372nd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 418th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 434th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 435th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 446th in the regionLargest Populations: 484th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 484th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 554th in the regionMost Developed: 554th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 572nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 642nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 648th in the regionMost Cultured: 701st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 780th in the regionLargest Governments: 794th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 814th in the region

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