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The Tsaral Communes of Volstokn

“A Nation of Both Tsarina and Soviet”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Tsaral Communes of Volstokn is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Commitsar Avilova Saarinen with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.98 billion Volkish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raasesaari. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkish economy, worth 959 trillion Markkaa a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,626 Markkaa, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 733,589 per year while the poor average 35,032, a ratio of 20.9 to 1.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volstokn's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Suomi Lutheranism.

Volstokn is ranked 117,194th in the world and 6,552nd in The North Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 2.21 Missed References Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 153rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 563rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,504thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,777thMost Influential: 2,235thLargest Black Market: 2,298thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,335thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,533rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,973rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,614thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,965thMost Armed: 4,978thMost Efficient Economies: 5,917thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,126thHighest Average Incomes: 6,834thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,869thMost Secular: 7,105thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,443rdLargest Governments: 8,449thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,698thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,238thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,282ndMost Developed: 14,401stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,679thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,575thMost Conservative: 15,834thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,845thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,096thHighest Economic Output: 16,282ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,355th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 84th in the regionLargest Black Market: 85th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 113th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 119th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 127th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 137th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 137th in the regionMost Armed: 175th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 185th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 333rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 345th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 394th in the regionMost Secular: 396th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 413th in the regionLargest Governments: 435th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 468th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 494th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 499th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 518th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 600th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 661st in the regionMost Influential: 688th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 706th in the regionMost Developed: 775th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 790th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 792nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 890th in the regionMost Avoided: 895th in the region

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