Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Tsaral Realm of Volstokn

“The light of the Suomi Star guides the Realm!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Page

OverviewFactbookDispatchesPoliciesPeopleGovernmentEconomyRankTrendCards

The Tsaral Realm of Volstokn is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Tsarina Katja Hämäläinen II with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.188 billion Volkish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkoneimi. The average income tax rate is 91.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkish economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion Markkaa a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,739 Markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and vacationing Volkish expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volstokn's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Suomi Lutheranism.

Volstokn is ranked 121,387th in the world and 4,881st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.73 Obesity Rate.

Top
1%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 248thMost Influential: 431stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 438thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,598thLargest Mining Sector: 1,851stTop
5%
Largest Black Market: 2,208thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,266thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,579thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,602ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,960thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,034thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,920thMost Efficient Economies: 6,309thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,865thHighest Average Incomes: 7,329thMost Armed: 7,675thLargest Governments: 7,957thMost Secular: 8,416thLowest Crime Rates: 8,976thTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,422ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,685thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,873rdMost Developed: 14,161stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,321stHighest Economic Output: 14,322ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,621stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,629thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,170thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,983rd
Top
1%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 58th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Black Market: 86th in the regionTop
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 103rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 122nd in the regionMost Influential: 129th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 132nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 142nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 191st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 262nd in the regionMost Armed: 286th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 312th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 350th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 363rd in the regionLargest Governments: 404th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 415th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 438th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 458th in the regionMost Secular: 463rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 558th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 661st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 712th in the regionMost Developed: 772nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 784th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 789th in the regionMost Stationary: 794th in the regionLargest Populations: 845th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 880th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 912th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 372 » Siwale, Minuda, Chukstik Illahi, Holy Oranz, Central Ryal, Grue, Gilakistan, Miamington, El Fiji Grande, Orado, Destructive Government Endorsing System, British Pacific Islands, Freyford, Cape Flower, Partax, Olofin, Easternryke, Pallaith, Clan Spaniel, Interdimensional Zone, Marmiedon, Zokk, Fascist Democracy, Montarc, North Novkia, The Real Ram Ranch, Cors Evia, Seenvorland, Solmetria, Walter Jackson, Eraver, Vesuva, Drutopia Insomnia, Dicko, Prydania, Western Vapia, Tachycardia, Aetulia, Serendipita Martia, Unsophisticate, San Gavino, Anungu, Arimbia, Phoronu, The Most Freedom Ever, United States of Americanas, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Lorigia, Sunaiya, Rumagna, and 322 others.5 kingdoms of Britannia, Vloetia, The Sinclarian Provinces, Pazair, The Rhein States, Dadastan Archipelago, Soviet Terran, Humptalumpta, Vivanco, Ihese, New Lakemba, Yaorozu, Preble, Loutsland, Omnistria, Vexilia, Valentine Z, Zecit, PotatoFarmers, Territorio di Nessuno, Nordic-British Union, Zixu, Wilkshire, The Discipled, McMasterdonia, Zumlandia, Esplandia, Azzarel, Nova Arcania, The Austro Germanic Union, Loli County, Malta Comino Gozo, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, The Iron Lions, Manticore utopia, Fel Imass, Dopeland420, Antiyard, Pleroma Sans Romans, Koda-Land, Godwanna, Confederation of Independent Colonies, Corfad, Potatolandium, The AP Republic, Free Culture, Guer Aike, Nolambur, Irishvan, Dar es Saalam, Tarr-Nation, Moubarakistan, Necromonia, David Davidson, SORT, Atrito, Cloydicia, Detrivania, Ereena, New Avian, Moose repupblic, Cinnibar, Keventle, TJUN-ia, The Bureaucratic Territories, The Windmilluminati, AGoodPlace, Newpromisedland, North Armatas, Alice Gardens, Shibutani, Notyoutopia, Aeolist, Kelvaros Prime, Centromuria, Union of the Oriental States, Vincone Cae, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Fendlium, East Akra, Misthas, Old Emporia, Aeurithianar, Panama Coalition, Jovian Knights, Phualand, Yukti, Iron Cladia, Altivia, Independent Halls, Wit Noreis, Sundred, The English Alliance, Florantia, United States of Medford, LostLegion, The Gamer Party, Shadowrik, Wooleystan, Gurou, Heloonia, Blackphir, Kranostav, Empy, Lemonbiscuits, Moanapo, Cobleck Weleis, Dreadton, Karazan, Abiswashyo-bhumi, United Asgardian States, Dylanana, Wineclaw, Diodone, Quentiam Viventem, Fizban, Orenmark, Revolutionary Sealand, Kappacon, Tellavinna, Abject Ludicrosity, Virillum, Toshavo III, Sea Ghost, Pauliestien, Maott, McDonaldsland, Ice and Tinian, 1 very fast endotarter, Pradovnia, Venezuelia, Avemterra, Zupla, North Bratislava, Calamazo, Leonfire, Dabarastan, Elgaland-Vargaland, Zankioa, Sil Dorsett, Austral States of America, Frances Francis the First of France, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brysto, Steampunk Ariel, Ravendi, VietAnhland, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Napnomadia, Makersaulache, BrightFutures, Valhalla123, Great Bights Mum, Gnomewatchers, Saint Alaric, Kasazzastan, New Pruessen, Wisconsota, Selfgradatude, Glurponia, Hamerica, Vernest Quill, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Velon, Merconitonitopia, Daiz, Praeceps, United Kahndaq, Lucedeia, East Wushen, Xagill, Noahs Second Country, Sunto, Solidair, Universal State Formula, Woodsend, Zyvetskistaahn, The New Communist Republic Of States, Yokciq Empire, Ethnon, The Stratosphere Islands, MiaryBhalzhack, Dakota Territories, The Endless Eventide, New Jamgra, Votak Matim, KhalChicken, Joodey, Xyrron, Runeda, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Prevaland, Crader, Plangainer, The Galactic Triumvirate, Xentherida, Avastate, Nistriabar, Psychotic Vegans, Abonland, New Octicarg, Westinor, Veltania, Varola, The United Capital of Adam, Unshleepd, Nisastria, Solskjar, Hyphen, Fluffy Noodles, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Schnuftelland, U S Eh, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Xatin, Zeternia, Khoik, Wolvenland, Astronomical, Solimun, Zemnaya Svoboda, Beasluxia, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, The Serdey Islands, A Ordem do Caos, Navsland, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Kingdom Of Manaf, Arizona Zervas, Fayyayid, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, True Equality For All, The Jerichowan Country, Timothea, Greater New America, I Like Killing people, Termathe, Libertania Democratica, Fox Richy, Former English Colony, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kocherian, Asoc lon, Brucklania, Innocentic, Ihsan, Seanat, Pizza Squared, The Pearl River, Cowbridge, Arichia, Eywaan, Kahlo, Damsmel, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, Unimaginable Doom, Yalgora, Pokemanland, Smesh, Principia Mathematica, Madjack, Simone Republic, Hopsin, Lux Conos, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Neu-Galicia, Palisede, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Ultra777, Taur, Andexia, Buckhem, Maclare, WeKnow, Eastern Cous Empria, Etanur, New Tronia, The Hellcatian Empire, Heilhum Imperius, Eschatosia, The Unicrons, Draconian Progression, Therizia, Frahnkzaden, Harjad, Aerilia, Hardscrabble, Cosmosplosion, Cretox State, Morover, Lulubellia, Comfed, Nuevo Navarre, Outer Shenendoah, Glanst, Shizzy, Dangine, Amprak, Elvoreto, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Chips and Guac, Sardona, Rozarus, Magna Banitia, The Asiatischen Reich, and Ofira.