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The Democratic Republic of Vlaska

“Its not who votes its who counts the votes”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Democratic Republic of Vlaska is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Vlasko Vlaskovski with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.947 billion Vlaskans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singidunum. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vlaskan economy, worth a remarkable 1,301 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 118,936 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, Vlasko Vlaskovski's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support, and the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vlaska's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Vlaska is ranked 213,076th in the world and 769th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 15.35493461728 days.

Most Influential: 5,553rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,813thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,111thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,922ndMost Pacifist: 7,441stLowest Crime Rates: 8,261stLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,429thMost Secular: 8,590thSafest: 8,917thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,609thMost Developed: 9,643rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,754thBest Weather: 10,066thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,286thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,153rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,423rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,476thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,486thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,782ndNicest Citizens: 11,803rdTop
Largest Governments: 13,207thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,243rdLargest Welfare Programs: 13,562ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,767thSmartest Citizens: 14,467thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,659thHighest Economic Output: 15,783rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,174thHighest Food Quality: 17,151stMost Efficient Economies: 17,410thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,470thMost Cultured: 20,760thMost Income Equality: 23,344thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,438th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 51st in the regionTop
Most Secular: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 66th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Pacifist: 82nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 83rd in the regionSafest: 89th in the regionMost Income Equality: 92nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 92nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 94th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 96th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 97th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 98th in the region

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