Spotlight on:
The Republic of VL |
“Rise Up!”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Republic of VL is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.092 billion VLians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient VLian economy, worth a remarkable 2,390 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,528 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, armed security details escort librarians to their homes, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, and military barracks resemble five-star hotels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VL's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
VL is ranked 57,530th in the world and 3,207th in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 130.87 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in VL, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
- : Following new legislation in VL, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested.
- : VL was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in VL, armed security details escort librarians to their homes.
- : Following new legislation in VL, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
- : Following new legislation in VL, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in VL after the ban on emigration was lifted.
- : VL was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : VL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian and Largest Governments.
- : Following new legislation in VL, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
- : Following new legislation in VL, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.