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The Marauding Army of Viteliu

“Marauding army of Viteliu enters the battlefield”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: England

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Marauding Army of Viteliu is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Vittek with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.562 billion Viteliuans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Viteliuan economy, worth a remarkable 3,552 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,380 Pound Sterlings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 577,849 per year while the poor average 16,088, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

Randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly", town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Viteliu's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Viteliu is ranked 74,235th in the world and 42nd in England for Most Influential, scoring 481 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Gambling Industry: 375thHighest Crime Rates: 2,353rdTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,277thLargest Black Market: 3,419thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,659thLargest Populations: 3,678thMost Avoided: 4,231stHighest Economic Output: 4,561stMost Armed: 5,544thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,606thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,848thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,260thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,502ndLargest Mining Sector: 9,890thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,796thMost Efficient Economies: 15,754thFattest Citizens: 16,050thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,724thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,136thHighest Average Incomes: 24,289th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the region

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