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The Republic of Vistulange

“Styrkje Gjennom Einskap, Einskap Gjennom Trui”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

Regional Influence: Ambassador


The Republic of Vistulange is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Tallinn Ström with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 19.093 billion Vistulangeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravnensby. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Vistulangean economy, worth a remarkable 4,110 trillion Vistulangean kroner a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 215,306 Vistulangean kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is something rotten in the state of Vistulange, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vistulange's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Vistulange is ranked 4,523rd in the world and 26th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 10,713.09 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Black Market: 478thLargest Mining Sector: 1,177thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,238thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,720thHealthiest Citizens: 1,721stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,945thLowest Crime Rates: 1,960thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,646thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,728thMost Avoided: 2,907thHighest Economic Output: 2,922ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,036thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,172ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,544thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,027thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,523rdMost Influential: 4,783rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,179thSmartest Citizens: 5,391stHighest Average Incomes: 5,440thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,480thLargest Populations: 8,675thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,724thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,563rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,594thTop
Largest Governments: 12,022ndMost Stationary: 13,658thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,794thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,968thMost Developed: 15,114thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,213thMost Cultured: 20,350thMost Secular: 23,187th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Average: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Terlanagli Army, Island Zero, Nuzozya, Spiritual Republic of Caryton, and The Grand Authoritarian Empire of Juu.