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The American Stats of Virlinia

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Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Union Mundial

Regional Influence: Handshaker

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The American Stats of Virlinia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Ron DeSantis with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.309 billion Americans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Virlinian economy, worth a remarkable 6,894 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 609,673 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,939,167 per year while the poor average 145,930, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

Wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Washington DC, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Virlinia's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Virlinia is ranked 95,270th in the world and 28th in Union Mundial for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.6 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 161stRudest Citizens: 161stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 177thHighest Average Incomes: 198thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 201stMost Efficient Economies: 248thLargest Retail Industry: 314thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 361stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 421stLargest Black Market: 446thLargest Information Technology Sector: 487thMost Scientifically Advanced: 537thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 691stMost Armed: 696thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 740thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 775thLargest Insurance Industry: 900thLargest Gambling Industry: 920thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,092ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,180thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,191stMost Avoided: 1,213thMost Patriotic: 1,456thLargest Governments: 1,525thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,542ndFattest Citizens: 1,569thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,587thLargest Mining Sector: 1,602ndHighest Economic Output: 1,845thSmartest Citizens: 1,865thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,996thTop
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Most Developed: 3,471stMost Cultured: 4,034thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,151stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,269thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,354thMost Secular: 14,081stTop
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Most Influential: 15,765thMost Stationary: 16,461stLongest Average Lifespans: 20,199thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,764th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the region

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