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“Mada Mada Dane (you still have a long way to go)”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Lonely Nations

Regional Influence: Superpower


The KINGDOM of VIPERMARTIAN is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.731 billion VIPERMARTIANians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VIPERMARTIAN City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient VIPERMARTIANian economy, worth an astonishing 10,867 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 690,862 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime is totally unknown. VIPERMARTIAN's national animal is the Zorah Magdaros, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secret.

VIPERMARTIAN is ranked 229th in the world and 3rd in Lonely Nations for Largest Governments, scoring 85.08 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Subsidized Industry: 8thHighest Poor Incomes: 18thLargest Information Technology Sector: 31stMost Advanced Public Transport: 68thLargest Black Market: 68thHighest Average Incomes: 82ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 87thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 87thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 101stMost Efficient Economies: 183rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 189thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 196thMost Corrupt Governments: 206thMost Advanced Public Education: 210thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 211thLargest Governments: 229thHighest Average Tax Rates: 264thLargest Mining Sector: 266thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 361stHighest Economic Output: 408thMost Cultured: 533rdSmartest Citizens: 608thMost Inclusive: 720thLowest Crime Rates: 822ndMost Developed: 833rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 886thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 910thMost Avoided: 937thLongest Average Lifespans: 988thLargest Retail Industry: 1,131stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,823rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,909thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,927thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,980thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,912thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,793rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,048thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,847thMost Secular: 5,796thRudest Citizens: 7,250thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,186thHealthiest Citizens: 9,225thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,010thTop
Largest Populations: 15,393rdMost Authoritarian: 17,360thMost Income Equality: 21,283rd

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