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The Conch Republic of VinVachia

“Be happy, or not...whatever”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: United Otter Emirates

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Conch Republic of VinVachia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Wade Wilson with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 23.904 billion VinVachians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anytown USA. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient VinVachian economy, worth a remarkable 3,584 trillion Sugar Packets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,955 Sugar Packets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Populations of two-headed Land Sharks have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VinVachia's national animal is the Land Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Science.

VinVachia is ranked 240,689th in the world and 3rd in United Otter Emirates for Most Armed, with 0.13 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Publishing Industry: 504thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,421stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,746thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,824thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,927thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,958thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,986thSafest: 2,071stTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,978thSmartest Citizens: 3,223rdMost Pacifist: 3,304thMost Developed: 3,564thHighest Economic Output: 3,602ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,651stMost Cultured: 3,926thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,932ndBest Weather: 3,971stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,177thMost Influential: 4,287thLargest Populations: 4,798thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,123rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,749thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,747thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,283rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,270thLargest Governments: 11,448thNudest: 12,049thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,759thLowest Crime Rates: 14,116thHighest Average Incomes: 14,230thMost Stationary: 14,310thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,748thMost Inclusive: 20,193rdHealthiest Citizens: 20,712thMost Efficient Economies: 21,618th

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