Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Zarosian Empire of Vindictan Forces

“For the Zarosian Empire!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Location: RuneScape Bits and Bytes

Regional Influence: Power


The Zarosian Empire of Vindictan Forces is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vindicta with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.677 billion Vindictans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Senntisten. The average income tax rate is 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vindictan economy, worth a remarkable 1,459 trillion Lances a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,193 Lances, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vindictan Forces's national animal is the Dragon Rider, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Zarosianism.

Vindictan Forces is ranked 25,411th in the world and 2nd in RuneScape Bits and Bytes for Smartest Citizens, with 54.04 quips per hour.

Most Devout: 2,301stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,225thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,509thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,677thLowest Crime Rates: 5,873rdMost Authoritarian: 7,762ndLargest Black Market: 7,801stMost Conservative: 7,855thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,005thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,202ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,550thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,697thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,021stHighest Average Incomes: 11,808thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,713thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,863rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,395thTop
Most Developed: 13,599thLargest Governments: 13,891stHighest Economic Output: 14,107thMost Patriotic: 14,666thMost Cultured: 14,882ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,286thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,899thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,816thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,304thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,988thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,420thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,320thHealthiest Citizens: 21,265thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,099thSmartest Citizens: 25,411th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: