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The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia

“ULTRA KVLT UBER NEKRO GRIM”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
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Economy:
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Location: Poland

Regional Influence: Dominator

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The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Belpheghorhoth Gacek with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 43.005 billion Vespertilians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Education, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravendark. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vespertilian economy, worth an astonishing 17,994 trillion Gaceks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 418,420 Gaceks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, there's a mortuary next to every Vespertilian restaurant, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', and the media seems excessively interested in what Belpheghorhoth Gacek is wearing this season. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vespertilia's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Vespertilia is ranked 333,951st in the world and 14th in Poland for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -71.69 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Highest Crime Rates: 5thMost Armed: 5thMost Rebellious Youth: 8thHighest Drug Use: 15thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 41stMost Avoided: 60thMost Scientifically Advanced: 83rdRudest Citizens: 111thFattest Citizens: 113thHighest Economic Output: 223rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 236thMost Cultured: 254thMost Stationary: 288thSmartest Citizens: 349thHighest Poor Incomes: 358thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 409thLargest Publishing Industry: 445thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 556thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 700thMost Efficient Economies: 910thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,004thHighest Food Quality: 1,073rdMost Secular: 1,098thHighest Average Incomes: 1,103rdLargest Populations: 1,117thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,165thMost Inclusive: 1,711thLargest Black Market: 1,731stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,999thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,000thMost Influential: 2,096thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 4,959thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,327thMost Patriotic: 10,525thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,971stMost Advanced Public Education: 13,966thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,921stLargest Retail Industry: 15,501stTop
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Nudest: 19,152ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,209thMost Income Equality: 26,100th
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Highest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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