Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia


Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Location: Poland

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Belpheghorhoth Gacek with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 37.762 billion Vespertilians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Education, with Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravendark. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vespertilian economy, worth an astonishing 14,955 trillion Gaceks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 396,043 Gaceks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, Vespertilians have replaced bears in a popular idiom, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test, and it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vespertilia's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Vespertilia is ranked 354th in the world and 1st in Poland for Smartest Citizens, with 321.44 quips per hour.

Most Armed: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 3rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 15thMost Rebellious Youth: 17thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 41stMost Avoided: 67thMost Scientifically Advanced: 72ndRudest Citizens: 77thFattest Citizens: 143rdHighest Economic Output: 244thMost Cultured: 268thHighest Disposable Incomes: 289thMost Stationary: 320thHighest Poor Incomes: 349thSmartest Citizens: 354thLargest Publishing Industry: 401stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 436thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 505thMost Efficient Economies: 770thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 776thHighest Average Incomes: 1,004thHighest Drug Use: 1,141stHighest Food Quality: 1,161stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,173rdLargest Populations: 1,212thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,444thLargest Black Market: 1,543rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,558thMost Secular: 1,849thMost Inclusive: 2,042ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,086thMost Influential: 2,377thTop
Most Patriotic: 3,628thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,773rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,651stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,952ndLargest Retail Industry: 8,003rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,193rdNudest: 9,286thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,710thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 17,434thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,820th
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » Polandorus and Oceanies.