Spotlight on:
The Federation of Venetjoki Reservoir |
“Finnish Lakes”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Lakes in Finland |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Federation of Venetjoki Reservoir is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.203 billion Venetjoki Reservoirians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 54.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Venetjoki Reservoirian economy, worth 88.7 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,765 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Venetjoki Reservoirians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, and it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Venetjoki Reservoir's national animal is the gamble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Venetjoki Reservoir is ranked 79,375th in the world and 72nd in Lakes in Finland for Largest Governments, scoring 18.49 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Venetjoki Reservoir, it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs.
- : Following new legislation in Venetjoki Reservoir, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
- : Following new legislation in Venetjoki Reservoir, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
- : Following new legislation in Venetjoki Reservoir, Venetjoki Reservoirians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
- : Following new legislation in Venetjoki Reservoir, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
- : Following new legislation in Venetjoki Reservoir, enemy combatants are presumed guilty until proven innocent.
- : Following new legislation in Venetjoki Reservoir, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in Venetjoki Reservoir, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
- : Following new legislation in Venetjoki Reservoir, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
- : Following new legislation in Venetjoki Reservoir, glamping Venetjoki Reservoirians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.