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The Census Ministry of Vendiagram

“Order Up!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The Union of Democratic States

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Census Ministry of Vendiagram is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Minister of the Census with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.337 billion Vendiagramians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Circle One. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.0%.

The powerhouse Vendiagramian economy, worth 312 trillion Excel Cells a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 93,595 Excel Cells, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 649,534 per year while the poor average 4,718, a ratio of 137 to 1.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters, the Great Vendiagramian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, and public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Vendiagram's national animal is the Cell Function, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sort Function.

Vendiagram is ranked 83,503rd in the world and 48th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Stationary, with 569.25142040108 days.

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Most Primitive: 721stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,276thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,830thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,897thTop
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Most Devout: 3,002ndMost Avoided: 3,322ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,173rdMost Conservative: 6,996thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,772ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,438thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,265thLargest Mining Sector: 18,068thLargest Black Market: 20,173rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,521stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,563rdLargest Retail Industry: 24,804thMost Patriotic: 27,283rdHighest Crime Rates: 29,733rd
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 24th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 27th in the region

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